Friday, March 12, 2010

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Friends, everybody, hello, how about, how are you?. I propose a game simple, simple, naive, funny and sooo useful ... Before start, see the link. They are as follows:
for at least 72 hours (three days and nights), we remember and constantly practice what we know: live in an area prone to earthquakes. participate all-elderly adults, adolescents, children, "first you have to hand water, candles, lighters, food, batteries, transistor radios, flashlights, medicines, tents etc. etc. we already know. Create and / or if you're ready, review with each member or participant strategies to follow if it is at night or in the event of the day, which is exactly what everyone will to do, place or object that is sized to accommodate everyone, which way to go, how to find a time to be safe, etc.etc .-. is important to emphasize that intensity is of the form size or scope as the event may NEVER lose your cool and follow exactly the instructions. The game includes taking a stopwatch or second clock and give each member during the 30 seconds that typically lasts the event, experience what it would be if truth or reality of our lives. are 72 hours of gameplay red alert warning and voluntary constant from now ... (not forgetting for a moment that is as far as possible to suffer an experience of this kind, the earth is moving, to see what's now Haiti and Chile and since it was announced in CR Nicoya - after 72 hours of continuous practice it is more likely that we have made a habit of it and not let our guard down and take us unawares. To work from now on and good luck. Do not wait to tell us truth " EARTHQUAKE IS EXPECTED TO 9.30 DEGREES WITHIN 72 HOURS AFTER WE ARE IN RED ALERT" and go crazy at the supermarket and looking for what you should be ready always.
Please search for objects and places that can serve us the givers of life, cabinets, refrigerators, beds, sofas, desks, etc .-, to put us in a fetal position lying in middle of the lake along with them, NEVER below. With what happened with the earthquake in Chile, it is important to disseminate this type of message so that we prepared. Delete the sender and all my contacts and send them to yours to turn them disseminate information among their friends and family.

Monday, March 8, 2010

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March 8, for the brave woman

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brave woman

By Héctor Abad

These new women, if you manage to tie and put under the donkey sexist control within us, are the best partners.

A macho men who are like 96 percent of the male population, women bother us rough character, hard, determined. We derogatory words for it: harpies, witches, old, traumatized, maids, bitter, tomboys, etc. In fact, we are afraid and do not wait to make them pay dearly for their challenge to male power that until recently had held without question. To those who are incorrigibly macho, macho culture and ancestral heritage, these wild animals instinctively bother us that rather than submit to our will attack and defend.

The female we dream, a dream shaped by centuries of arrogant and genes of animals (even subhuman), consists of a young couple and gentle, sweet and submissive, always with a smile of condescension in the mouth. A pretty woman who does not dispute, that is nice and polite words to say, never claimed, he opens his mouth only to be correct, praise and celebrate our acts silly. To use hands to caress, to have the house spotless, make good food, good drinks and serve to accommodate the flowers in vases. This ideal, fashion magazines confirm we can identify with a kind of outfit of the broadcast on TV at the end of the news, always be a millimeter-ball with incredible curves (they send you kisses and hugs, but do not know), always at your disposal, apparently as if we say "no more you let me know and I'll open my legs," always willing to rapid relief of seminal fluid, shouting ridiculous man (not from them, which require more time and left half).

For the young and old macho put us in check these new women, real women, those who do not submit it and protest and continue to dream rather with perfect girls give it easy and do not pose problems. Because these women new demands, they ask, give, they get, scold, contradict, talk and just get naked if they want. These women are not left to give new orders, nor can we let them plant-das, or pulled, or pushed aside in silence and if possible in subordinate roles and positions Subal-suits. The new women study more, know more, have more discipline, more initiative and perhaps because of it is more difficult to get them to pair, because they fear all macho!

But these new women, if you manage to tie and put under control the donkey sexist within us, are the best partners. Not even have to keep them, because they would not allow it because they know that this was always the source of our domain. They no longer allow themselves to maintain, which is another way to buy them, because they know that, and brute force, has settled the power of us males for millennia. If we come to know, if we bear that we correct, we refute the ideas, we point out the mistakes that we see and we deflate the vanity top pins, we realize that the new parity is nice, because it makes possible relationship between equals, where no one commands or is sent. As much as we work (or more) then they are also fed by the state night and in bad humor, and more importantly, not feel like cooking. At first we will rage, and not see as good and selfless as our holy mother, but better, precisely because they are less holy (sanctified holy) and they have every right not to be.

Aging, like us, and no longer have breast skin or twenties (we also let us look chest and feet, cheeks, the few hairs), hormones are given cycles of euphoria and bad temper, but are wise to live and love and if ever in life you need sound advice (it takes forever, daily), or a useful strategy at work, or a successful maneuver to be happier, they give it to you, not peladito skin and perfect tits, but these are the delight with which we dream, a dream that when you do not even know what to do with all that.

macho males, we are still animals and it is useless to ask us to stop looking at the girls perfect .. The eyes are going after them, following the curves, because we have inside a stubborn program that pushes us over there, like automatons. But if we also use this inheritance recently, the cerebral cortex, if we are more sensible and rational, if we become more human and less primitive, we realize that these women new these brave women that demand, work, produce, fuck and protest, are the most challenging and consequently the most exciting, most entertaining, the only ones with whom you can establish a lasting relationship, because it is based on more than abracitos and kissing, intercourse or precipitates followed by sadness.

These women give us ideas, friendship, passion and curiosity about what is worthwhile, long life and thirst for knowledge.

We men, by these brave women!







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